The information on this website is not legal advice. It's also not dating advice. And it won't help you burn more calories, whiten your teeth, or cure your erectile dysfunction. Nearly everything in law depends on the facts of your situation and I can't give you legal advice until we talk privately and I know all of those facts about your case.

Also, I'm not your lawyer--and the stuff that you send me is not confidential--until we both sign something saying that I'm your lawyer. Kind of a no-brainer, huh?